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January 25, 2025

[Lighthouse Daily Devotion] Wit & Wisdom (Once monthly)

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Wit & Wisdom (Once monthly)
January 25, 2025


Pr 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Brain Teasers (Answers Below)

  1. I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
     

  2. The number 8,549,176,320 is a unique number. What is so special about it?

Save Me a Seat

  • A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation.  They visited a church on Sunday.

  • My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row.

  • Shortly after settling into the pew, an usher came up to them, tapped lightly on bench, and said, "This pew is saved."

  • Her husband replied, "So are WE!"

Snail At The Door

  • A guy hears a knock at the door.

  • He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street.

  • Five years go by.  One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a snail.

  • The snail says, "What was that all about?!"

What To Say About A Gift You Don’t Like
   10. Hey!  There's a gift!
    9. Well, well, well ...
    8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
    7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
    6. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of                           unexplained fires.
    5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
    4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
    3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
    2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
     1. "I really don't deserve this."

What Not To Be 

  1. A Person who says, “Ready, fire, aim."

  2. A Person who says, “Ready, aim, aim, aim.”

Points To Ponder

  • If you have so much business to attend to that you have no time to pray, depend upon it, you have more business on hand than God ever intended you should have.

  • I have held many things in my hands, & I have lost them all, but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.

  • There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means.

  • If you are a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world.

  • Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening, it just stops you from enjoying the good stuff.

Answers:  (1) The letter S  (2) This is the only number that includes all the digits arranged in alphabetical order.

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