Call Unto Me!
For Women By Women
Submitted by Jo Mock
June 27, 2025
Jer 33:3 Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and shew thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not.
In a day when we have the greatest communication technology ever, we also seem to have the least. We can hardly reach a person, and many times it’s hard to understand them if we do. I love to have a voice call from my family over texting. Nothing is better than to hear their voice and be able to hear their expressions of love.
Sometimes, I do the same to God by a quick thought of prayer, and though He will hear all cries of prayer, I wonder if He might like to actually hear my voice aloud at times Himself! Some time ago I heard something humorously given similar to the following:
Heavenly Voicemail
Thank you for calling Heaven.
Your prayer is important to us. Please select one of the following options:
For requests, press 1.
For thanksgiving, press 2.
For complaints, press 3.
For all other inquiries, press 4.
I’m sorry all the angels are helping other saints. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it is received.
If you are checking on a loved one assigned in Heaven, press 5, and enter their social security number followed by the # key.
For any negative responses, please hang up and call 666.
For reservations, see John 3:16.
For answers to foolish questions, genealogies, contentions, and strivings about the law, please wait until you arrive.
Our computer shows you have already prayed today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
The office is now closed due to a religious holiday.
Please pray again on Monday after 9 a.m.
For emergency assistance after office hours, please contact your local pastor.
Thank you for calling Heaven.
I personally am so thankful that our eternal Father does not disregard our cry for help, nor upbraids us when we confess the same sin we have difficulty truly repenting of. He tells us to cast all our cares upon Him!
Heb 4:16 Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need. Isa 59:1 Behold, the LORD'S hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear:
Consider: His answer might not be in the time or the way we hoped, but we can rest assured it is heard, and an answer will be given!
