Wit and Wisdom
June 7, 2025
Heb 11:8 By faith Abraham, when he was called to go out into a place which he should after receive for an inheritance, obeyed; and he went out, not knowing whither he went.
As a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world. Living a life of faith may mean not knowing exactly where you are being led. But it does mean you have confidence in the One Who is leading.
Brain Teasers (Answers Below)
1. I have no eyes, no legs, or ears, and I help move the earth. What am I?
2. How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet deep, and 6 inches in diameter?
3. What makes more as you take them?
4. When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Points To Ponder
God didn't want me to DO more for Him. He wanted me to BE more with Him.
There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means.
A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road you put the stuff.
Baseball - what a great job! Where else would a .250 efficiency rate get you a $10 million raise?
The speed of time is one second per second.
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Book Of Manners
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Answers:
1. An earthworm
2. None, because a hole contains no dirt!
3. Footsteps
4. When you add two hours to eleven o’clock, you get one o’clock.
Consider – Trouble is like muddy water. If you don’t stir it, it will clear up.
